Snake in your dreams - You want SEX!

Did you know that if you dreamt of a snake, this means that you are in need of sex?

I did not know that. I had a scary snake dream. Woke up and told my hubby. He said he dreamt of a snake too.

Had tea with a girlfriend and told her about my scary snake dream.

The first thing she said "You should not tell people if you dreamt of snakes"!

I was like " Oh No! Don't tell me, some bad omen stuff right! Something bad is gonna happen to me!!! Oh No! Oh No!

She went " Oh! Don't worry! It just means you want sex! So better not tell people that right!! :)

I went "Oh really! My hubby dreamt of snakes too. Fantastic, we both want SEX!"

The fight started......

My wife sat down on the settee next to me as I was flipping channels. She asked, 'What's on TV?'
I said, 'Dust.'
And then the fight started...
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My wife and I were watching "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire" while we were in bed. I turned to her and said, "Do you want to have sex?"
"No," she answered.
I then said, "Is that your final answer?"
She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying, "Yes."
So I said, "Then I'd like to phone a friend."
And then the fight started....