How come when I was young, I don't remember myself farting. Ok, let me explain. It is not that I don't fart, I am very sure I did but I don't remember needing to fart frequently. Maybe once a week??!!
But now that I am "bigger" why do I constantly need to fart. A few times a day!!!
Sigh. Is this normal?
Showing posts with label Reality - Questions. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Reality - Questions. Show all posts
Tuesday, January 18, 2011
Wednesday, February 10, 2010
Is it wrong to be with a Married Man? Part 2
Hey, remember the story I posted a couple of months ago... Click link
There is never the right way or the wrong way. There is also no perfection in life. Sometimes we are put into situations and we are forced to choose. The path may not be the perfect path as desired but it somehow feel like the best path even though it has its imperfections.
Such is a path when you are with a married man. No matter how right it feels, fundamentally it is wrong ...somewhat....
But can it really be wrong when it feels so right?
The story continues..HE is really into HER. He will divorce his wife. He has told his wife. There is no love between them. But the wife does not want a divorce. I think she just does not want to let go.
HE promised HER that HE will divorce his wife. He seems to be really in love with HER.
SHE is in love with HIM too.
What would you do if you were in this situation?
You are single and not getting younger with no prospective man in sight and realize you are in love with him.
He is married with a kid, in love with you and wants to get a divorce to be with you.
Is this happily ever after?
There is never the right way or the wrong way. There is also no perfection in life. Sometimes we are put into situations and we are forced to choose. The path may not be the perfect path as desired but it somehow feel like the best path even though it has its imperfections.
Such is a path when you are with a married man. No matter how right it feels, fundamentally it is wrong ...somewhat....
But can it really be wrong when it feels so right?
The story continues..HE is really into HER. He will divorce his wife. He has told his wife. There is no love between them. But the wife does not want a divorce. I think she just does not want to let go.
HE promised HER that HE will divorce his wife. He seems to be really in love with HER.
SHE is in love with HIM too.
What would you do if you were in this situation?
You are single and not getting younger with no prospective man in sight and realize you are in love with him.
He is married with a kid, in love with you and wants to get a divorce to be with you.
Is this happily ever after?
Sunday, November 15, 2009
SMART ALECS out there ANSWER THIS
I know the Singaporeans know all this already - I meant the questions, I don't know if you all know the answers or should I say how to come up with the answers.
Anyway, just recently these Mathematics questions which is part of the Primary 6 test created a big huuuhaaa in Singapore as parents complain about the high level of difficulty in the questions. Remember Primary 6 means students that are just 12 or below.
If you have what it takes...please attempt to answer. As for me, I am first to say, I give up. Too lazy to use my Malaysian brain.
Question 1
Jim bought some chocolates and gave half of it to Ken. Ken bought some sweets and gave half of it to Jim. Jim ate 12 sweets and Ken ate 18 chocolates. The ratio of Jim’s sweets to chocolates became 1:7 and the ratio of Ken’s sweets to chocolates became 1:4. How many sweets did Ken buy?"
Question 2
String of 2 big balloons is 90cm
String of 5 small balloons is is 1.2m
If both strings are of the same length, there would be 105 more small balloons than the big balloons. How many balloons are there altogether?
Question 3
Mei and Lin were in a bicycle race. Mei was travelling at a constant speed of 20km/hr and they both did not change their speed. When Lin completed half the race, Mei was 3.5km ahead. Mei completed the race at 10.45am. What time did Lin complete the race?
Don't cheat. :)
Anyway, just recently these Mathematics questions which is part of the Primary 6 test created a big huuuhaaa in Singapore as parents complain about the high level of difficulty in the questions. Remember Primary 6 means students that are just 12 or below.
If you have what it takes...please attempt to answer. As for me, I am first to say, I give up. Too lazy to use my Malaysian brain.
Question 1
Jim bought some chocolates and gave half of it to Ken. Ken bought some sweets and gave half of it to Jim. Jim ate 12 sweets and Ken ate 18 chocolates. The ratio of Jim’s sweets to chocolates became 1:7 and the ratio of Ken’s sweets to chocolates became 1:4. How many sweets did Ken buy?"
Question 2
String of 2 big balloons is 90cm
String of 5 small balloons is is 1.2m
If both strings are of the same length, there would be 105 more small balloons than the big balloons. How many balloons are there altogether?
Question 3
Mei and Lin were in a bicycle race. Mei was travelling at a constant speed of 20km/hr and they both did not change their speed. When Lin completed half the race, Mei was 3.5km ahead. Mei completed the race at 10.45am. What time did Lin complete the race?
Don't cheat. :)
Friday, November 13, 2009
Is is WRONG to be with a MARRIED Man?
I don't know whether married men have itchy backsides or single females are desperate after they hit 35 years above but the whole extra-marital affairs is happening more and more. I keep hearing stories about it and worst, it is happening to my friends too.
In this day and age when nothing is as clear as black or white, has extra marital affair fallen into the grey area?
When 2 people develop feelings for each other, sometimes what is preceived as wrong does not feel so wrong anymore.
There are many reasons and excuses for people to do wrong. Does this mean that we accept them and just let it happen?
I am not being judgemental about what people choose for their lives. If they have chosen, so be it. But the question in my mind - Is it wrong or is it ok? And before you jump into the "grey"area, is there really a black or white answer?
This is the story.
HE says he has no feeling for his wife anymore. Their marriage is irreversible. They still stay together for the sake of their child. The wife has threatened to take away the child if they divorce.
SHE is above 35 and single, independant, carefree and socialable. She just could not find the right man to love her. Age is catching up it seems extremely difficult to find any decent guy. It's not that she is choosy, there just are too few good single guys above 35.
They are close friends and have been collegues for more than 10 years. Everything was fine and dandy until one day he confessed his love for her. She was shocked and a little touched.
She knows that she does not want to be in the middle of him and his family. He says he is very clear that his marriage is over. She has told him that there can be nothing between them while he is married. He also promised he will not do anything to her while he is still attached.
However, he wants to spend time with her, buy her things, shower her with gifts to showcase his genuine love. He needs time to handle his wife who is giving him a difficult time, not wanting a divorce and also using the child as a threat if he divorces her.
Meanwhile, he is clear that he will not touch her or force her to do anything she doesn't want to. His only request - Do not avoid him, and spend some time with him, for dinners, drinks etc just like old times.
This is her dilemma :-
She does not want to lose the friendship and she even want things the way it used to be, go out dinners, drinks etc. Also deep down, there is a possibility for them to be together. They have been friends for so long and they understand each othe very well. While she never considered him because he is married but now things are different, he confessed his love, he wants to divorce his wife, why avoid him? They may have a chance at love. Furthermore, she does not have anybody else. It is not like, there is another single guy waiting around for her. There is nobody so he is potential.....if only he was not married.
But if she continues to go out with him "as friends", will it lead anywhere? What is she develop more feelings for him? What if they can't control themselves?? They may be friends now but things have changed. It can never go back to being just friends like before. There are feelings involved now. Does she really want to be the 3rd party even though she and him has done no wrong now? What if his wife finds out that he loves another woman?
So she is in the "grey" area. Have not committed the "crime" but her actions are putting her in a very dangerous position. Should she choose "white" - keep away, avoid his advances even though they are just friends, at least for sometime? Or choose "black" - commit the "crime" and deal with the consequences?
What would you do in her situation?
In this day and age when nothing is as clear as black or white, has extra marital affair fallen into the grey area?
When 2 people develop feelings for each other, sometimes what is preceived as wrong does not feel so wrong anymore.
There are many reasons and excuses for people to do wrong. Does this mean that we accept them and just let it happen?
I am not being judgemental about what people choose for their lives. If they have chosen, so be it. But the question in my mind - Is it wrong or is it ok? And before you jump into the "grey"area, is there really a black or white answer?
This is the story.
HE says he has no feeling for his wife anymore. Their marriage is irreversible. They still stay together for the sake of their child. The wife has threatened to take away the child if they divorce.
SHE is above 35 and single, independant, carefree and socialable. She just could not find the right man to love her. Age is catching up it seems extremely difficult to find any decent guy. It's not that she is choosy, there just are too few good single guys above 35.
They are close friends and have been collegues for more than 10 years. Everything was fine and dandy until one day he confessed his love for her. She was shocked and a little touched.
She knows that she does not want to be in the middle of him and his family. He says he is very clear that his marriage is over. She has told him that there can be nothing between them while he is married. He also promised he will not do anything to her while he is still attached.
However, he wants to spend time with her, buy her things, shower her with gifts to showcase his genuine love. He needs time to handle his wife who is giving him a difficult time, not wanting a divorce and also using the child as a threat if he divorces her.
Meanwhile, he is clear that he will not touch her or force her to do anything she doesn't want to. His only request - Do not avoid him, and spend some time with him, for dinners, drinks etc just like old times.
This is her dilemma :-
She does not want to lose the friendship and she even want things the way it used to be, go out dinners, drinks etc. Also deep down, there is a possibility for them to be together. They have been friends for so long and they understand each othe very well. While she never considered him because he is married but now things are different, he confessed his love, he wants to divorce his wife, why avoid him? They may have a chance at love. Furthermore, she does not have anybody else. It is not like, there is another single guy waiting around for her. There is nobody so he is potential.....if only he was not married.
But if she continues to go out with him "as friends", will it lead anywhere? What is she develop more feelings for him? What if they can't control themselves?? They may be friends now but things have changed. It can never go back to being just friends like before. There are feelings involved now. Does she really want to be the 3rd party even though she and him has done no wrong now? What if his wife finds out that he loves another woman?
So she is in the "grey" area. Have not committed the "crime" but her actions are putting her in a very dangerous position. Should she choose "white" - keep away, avoid his advances even though they are just friends, at least for sometime? Or choose "black" - commit the "crime" and deal with the consequences?
What would you do in her situation?
Sunday, November 8, 2009
Do married men think they are savior to the 30-something single women?
Who gives the right to a aging, balding and married man to ask a single 30 something woman if she is attached and if she is lonely??? And even suggesting that he will maybe buy a condo for her.
Now, this is the scenario - they are just business associates, they go for drinks in groups probably once or twice a week, they chit chat and yeah not to miss an important detail - they hooked up before years ago. Remember, it was years ago and they both have moved on since. He got married, have kids and she remained single..not by choice....just waiting for the right guy.
She is so over him, He is happily married with kids for goodness sake. Yes, she is single, she is 30 something and not getting younger but that does not mean that she needs this pathetic fella to have the audacity to suggest it.
Of course, he was not direct, he was smooth and casual, showing concern, asking how she is, is she attached?, anyone special in her life, is she lonely, he miss her, he is sorry for how things ended, he miss her, he's been thinking about their past, is she lonely, does she have anyone special, he miss her, he is err thinking of buying a condo unit for her......errrrr stop! Her response - ...whatever for?? eerrrr....why ah? for what?? His answer - Hmmm hmmmm...you know why...
So, I am trying to understand men...and why do married men do this? My conclusion on the above is only one...stupid men like him are just "gatal" aka "itchy". Trying his luck, trying to get the girl to bed. Just go home to your wife asshole!!
Take a look at yourself, you are not good looking, not even super rich, aging, balding, short but have the ego as big as yr stupid face. Go stuff yourself and don't disturb my BFF!
Now, this is the scenario - they are just business associates, they go for drinks in groups probably once or twice a week, they chit chat and yeah not to miss an important detail - they hooked up before years ago. Remember, it was years ago and they both have moved on since. He got married, have kids and she remained single..not by choice....just waiting for the right guy.
She is so over him, He is happily married with kids for goodness sake. Yes, she is single, she is 30 something and not getting younger but that does not mean that she needs this pathetic fella to have the audacity to suggest it.
Of course, he was not direct, he was smooth and casual, showing concern, asking how she is, is she attached?, anyone special in her life, is she lonely, he miss her, he is sorry for how things ended, he miss her, he's been thinking about their past, is she lonely, does she have anyone special, he miss her, he is err thinking of buying a condo unit for her......errrrr stop! Her response - ...whatever for?? eerrrr....why ah? for what?? His answer - Hmmm hmmmm...you know why...
So, I am trying to understand men...and why do married men do this? My conclusion on the above is only one...stupid men like him are just "gatal" aka "itchy". Trying his luck, trying to get the girl to bed. Just go home to your wife asshole!!
Take a look at yourself, you are not good looking, not even super rich, aging, balding, short but have the ego as big as yr stupid face. Go stuff yourself and don't disturb my BFF!
Friday, July 3, 2009
You hit your collegue's ass..is that SEXUAL Harrasment?
True Story to someone I know :
He was working with a new collegue, teaching her how to do a report.
She was a bit blur. He got a little playful.
He picked up a ruler and hit her buttocks and said " I am hitting you because you have a big ass" .
He meant it as a joke.
She was offended!
She reported him to HR.
He was investigated.
He was FIRED!
What do you think? Was that sexual harrasment?
Saturday, December 13, 2008
What the hell is an etiquette bell?
Sorry folks, maybe I am not so cultured, maybe I don't know much about etiquette but really what the hell is an Etiquette Bell?? I never figured it out. Having been to Japan a couple of times..I never figured out what this is and frankly I never bother to asked either.
Btw....this is found in their toilets!
So, my hypothesis - the bell is for :-
1) If my shit stinks - I should ring the bell.....
2) If I need help to get out of the toilet...I should ring the bell.....
3) To distract the noise of peeing and shitting by continously ringing the bell....
I admit, I am ignorant....just tell me if you know what it is for......
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