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Friday, December 17, 2010

What killed Ranjan Das and Lessons for Corporate India?

This story left a deep impression on me. Key message - SLEEP!

What killed Ranjan Das and Lessons for Corporate India

Many of us heard about the sad demise of Ranjan Das from Bandra, Mumbai. Ranjan, just 42 years of age, was the CEO of SAP-Indian Subcontinent, the youngest CEO of an MNC in India. He was very active in sports, was a fitness freak and a marathon runner. It was common to see him run on Bandra's Carter Road. Just after Diwali, on 21st Oct, he returned home from his gym after a workout, collapsed with a massive heart attack and died. He is survived by his wife and two very young kids.

It was certainly a wake-up call for corporate India. However, it was even more disastrous for runners amongst us. Since Ranjan was an avid marathoner(in Feb 09, he ran Chennai Marathon at the same time some of us were running Pondicherry Marathon 180 km away), the question came as to why an exceptionally active, athletic person succumb to heart attack at 42 years of age.

Was it the stress?
A couple of you called me asking about the reasons. While Ranjan had mentioned that he faced a lot of stress, that is a common element in most of our lives. We used to think that by being fit, one can conquer the bad effects of stress. So I doubted if the cause was stress.

The Real Reason
However, everyone missed out a small line in the reports that Ranjan used to make do with 4-5 hours of sleep. This is an earlier interview of Ranjan on NDTV in the program 'Boss' Day Out':
http://connect.in.com/ranjan-das/play-video-boss-day-out-ranjan-das-of-sap-india-229111-807ecfcf1ad966036c289b3ba6c376f2530d7484.html
Here he himself admits that he would love to get more sleep (and that he was not proud of his ability to manage without sleep, contrary to what others extolled).

The Evidence
Last week, I was working with a well-known cardiologist on the subject of ‘Heart Disease caused by Lack of Sleep’. While I cannot share the video nor the slides because of confidentiality reasons, I have distilled the key points below in the hope it will save some of our lives.

Some Excerpts:

· Short sleep duration (<5 or 5-6 hours) increased risk for high BP by 350% to 500% compared to those who slept longer than 6 hours per night. Paper published in 2009.
As you know, high BP kills.

· Young people (25-49 years of age) are twice as likely to get high BP if they sleep less. Paper published in 2006.

· Individuals who slept less than 5 hours a night had a 3-fold increased risk of heart attacks. Paper published in 1999.

· Complete and partial lack of sleep increased the blood concentrations of High sensitivity C-Reactive Protein (hs-cRP),the strongest predictor of heart attacks. Even after getting adequate sleep later, the levels stayed high!!

· Just one night of sleep loss increases very toxic substances in body such as Interleukin-6 (IL-6), Tumour Necrosis Factor-Alpha (TNF-alpha) and C-reactive protein (cRP). They increase risks of many medical conditions, including cancer, arthritis andheart disease. Paper published in 2004.

· Sleeping for <=5 hours per night leads to 39% increase in heart disease. Sleeping for <=6 hours per night leads to 18% increase in heart disease. Paper published in 2006.

Ideal Sleep
For lack of space, I cannot explain here the ideal sleep architecture. But in brief, sleep is composed of two stages: REM (Rapid Eye Movement) and non-REM. The former helps in mental consolidation while the latter helps in physical repair and rebuilding. During the night, you alternate between REM and non-REM stages 4-5 times.

The earlier part of sleep is mostly non-REM. During that period, your pituitary gland releases growth hormones that repair your body. The latter part of sleep is more and more REM type.

For you to be mentally alert during the day, the latter part of sleep is more important. No wonder when you wake up with an alarm clock after 5-6 hours of sleep, you are mentally irritable throughout the day (lack of REM sleep). And if you have slept for less than 5 hours, your body is in a complete physical mess (lack of non-REM sleep), you are tired throughout the day, moving like a zombie and your immunity is way down (I’ve been there, done that L)

Finally, as long-distance runners, you need an hour of extra sleep to repair the running related damage.

Wednesday, December 15, 2010

Did I Tell You About My Doctor's Crush?

I kinda have a crush on him. He is a doctor ok, I am in awe with his confidence, his expertise :) And to qualify, I love my hubby very very much. But, I must say that a woman is entitled to innocent crushes :) :)

Back to my doc story.

I saw him at the same restaurant having lunch with 2 ladies.

I went over to said hello, he introduced his wife. Nice! see...a good man.

I went on to my own lunch.

He finished first.

As he got out of his table, he naturally greeted me goodbye. Again..nice!

But the unexpected happen. He lost his footing slightly and almost tripped. In a rather quiet room, this was a slight commotion.

He regained composure and walked away.

Awwww...I felt bad for him. To be precise, I felt bad because I think he would feel embarrassed and then feel bad. And so I sincerely hope he does not feel bad.

I guess, if it was me in that position, I would feel embarrassed and would in turn feel bad. But then again, that's just me.

I am sure he without a single thought of the incident, went back and focused on his patients. :)

Tuesday, December 14, 2010

A Priest That Will Not Lie

Joke Of The Day

A distinguished young woman on a flight from Ireland asked the Priest beside her, 'Father, may I ask a favor?'

'Of course child. What may I do for you?'

'Well, I bought an expensive woman's electronic hair dryer for my Mother's birthday that is unopened and well over the Customs limits, and I'm afraid they'll confiscate it. Is there any way you could carry it through customs for me? Under your robes perhaps?'

'I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you: I will not lie.'

'With your honest face, Father, no one will question you.'

When they got to Customs, she let the priest go ahead of her.. The official asked, 'Father, do you have anything to declare?'

'From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare.'

The official thought this answer strange, so asked, 'And what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor?'

'I have a marvelous instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which is, to date, unused.'

Roaring with laughter, the official said, 'Go ahead, Father. Next!

Sunday, October 3, 2010

I have been out of touch, thus I am easily touched

Aug 2010


It is strange. It's been 3 months of pretty much myself and hubby. Weekend with friends.


I didn't think I miss much of the connection with people. Honestly, I rather be a hermit.


Today, someone was nice to me. Just providing a good service. Being a gentleman.


I was touched. It was nice.


Strange feeling.


I think I need to get out more.

Thursday, September 30, 2010

My health is Perfectly FINE but I don't feel fine.

February 2010

I wrote this June'09 and I kinda still feel the same now.

I feel that something is wrong.

I feel like something is not right with my body.

I must be sick, I am probably not in the best of health.

I need to do a whole body check up.

I need to find out what's wrong.

I did the body check up and they found nothing wrong.

The doctor said everything looks fine and even my cholesterol is lower than the year before.

"But...but...but...are you sure?" I said "Nothing is wrong?? But I don't feel well, I get head aches, my kneecap is in pain sometimes, my fingers are stiff, my stomach don't feel well etc etc etc"

I spoke for the next 15 minutes on all my potential sickly symptoms. There must be something wrong with me. Tell me what it is and give me the medication!!!!




Your medical test is looking great, everything is fine. Go home!




That's it??!!!! Am I really fine? I hope so.


It is Sept 2010 and I read something that gave me a fright. The symptoms look similar. I am probabaly scaring myself but I do want to talk to a doctor on my concerns. I pray that I am being overparanoid and my body is ok.

Wednesday, September 29, 2010

Toilet Paper when you need it

You are done, You look up and went "Uh oh!!

Isn't that the worst nightmare?!!

What do you do?? Sigh!!

There is always a savior!! I opened a cabinet right beside me and behold... Toilet paper!

Bless my wonderful husband for putting it there!

Monday, September 20, 2010

Have you ever had a crush on your doctor?

I had 2.

2 doctors that I am into.

One sticks his hand into my backside. Really!

Another touched my legs. And gave my mom a fake kneecap.

Both good-looking, eloquent and smart. What's not to like?

Thursday, September 16, 2010

I want my job back

August 2010

I was back and wanted to go back to work.

I dressed up got into the car and drove to office

I arrived just in time 9am that's good. I can take my time to go in cos that's usually early for the office folks anyway.

Then I saw LeeLee hurry into the office.

Oh wow! What a change? I sensed the change in attitute. People from office now have a strong sense of discipline.

Ok that's it! I gotta hurry and show some urgency too. I should get in by 9am to get into my boss good books.

I walked in and there was this flight of stairs. Things looked different. Things have changed.

As I was walking up the stairs, I came to a step that was too high for most people to step up. Hmmm this is ridiculous. How do people get into the office?

Luckily there was an door opening to the left. I walked in.

The office looked full, everyone busy at their work.

Collegues greeted me happily.

I happily walked around talking to everyone.

As I wanted to sit down to start work, I had a realization!!

I resigned.

I don't have a job anymore.

I resigned! I was not on leave.

I really resigned.

Oh no! Can I get my job back?

Will my boss let me come back?

I have to find him!

I went around the office. He is not at his place. Even his secretary is not around.
Oh my! What do I do?

I woke up. I did resigned. I have no job. Blissfully happy. Should I get a job?

Thursday, August 12, 2010

Thank you for the umbrella

May '09 - seriously??


The sun was still shining hot at 6pm.

I decided to work my lazy body by walking up my favourite hill path.

As I was getting out of my car, something reminded me about taking my umbrella.

Pride voice - "No need-la! So troublesome! The sun is shining. It won't rain! Furthermore, it is so uncool to walk with an umbrella. You will look like an auntie."

Humility voice - "Just take it, just in case! How troublesome can it be? Furthermore can use as protection from"

I walked up the hill.

It rained.

I am glad I decided to be uncool. I have an umbrella over my head.

Friday, July 2, 2010

Memo From HR

To All Employees
Effective Immediately


Dress Code
1. It is advised that you come to work dressed according to your salary. If we see you wearing Prada shoes and carrying a Gucci bag, we assume you are doing well financially and therefore do not need a pay raise.
2. If you dress poorly, you need to learn to manage your money better, so that you may buy nicer clothes, and therefore you do not need a pay raise.
3. If you dress just right, you are right where you need to be and therefore you do not need a pay raise.

Sick Days
We will no longer accept a doctor's certificate as proof of sickness. If you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come to work.

Holiday Days
Each employee will receive 104 personal days a year. They are called Saturday & Sunday.

Compassionate Leave
This is no excuse for missing work. There is nothing you can do for dead friends, relatives or co-workers. Every effort should be made to have non-employees attend to the arrangements.
In rare cases where employee involvement is necessary, the funeral should be scheduled in the late afternoon. We will be glad to allow you to work through your lunch hour and subsequently leave one hour early.

Toilet Use
1. Entirely too much time is being spent in the toilet. There is now a strict three-minute time limit in the cubicles.
2. At the end of three minutes, an alarm will sound, the toilet paper roll will retract, the cubicle door will open, and your picture will be taken.
3. After your second offence, your picture will be posted on the company notice board under the "Chronic Offenders" category.
4. Anyone caught smiling in the picture will be sanctioned under the company's mental health policy.

Lunch Break
1. Skinny people get 30 minutes for lunch, as they need to eat more so that they can look healthy.
2. Normal size people get 15 minutes for lunch to get a balanced meal to maintain their average figure.
3. Chubby people get 5 minutes for lunch, because that's all the time needed to drink a Slim-Fast.

Thank you for your loyalty to our company. Remember we are an employer of choice and we are here to provide a positive employment experience. Therefore, all questions, comments, concerns, complaints, frustrations, irritations, aggravations, insinuations, allegations, accusations, contemplations, consternation and input should be directed elsewhere.

The Management